My Thoughts on Dogs

I just want to say something about dogs...

Now, I don't dislike dogs as a rule, but they do frighten me, and that's my problem. But do dog's have to be so pushy?

They chase me, I try to leave the room and take the high ground but they chase me! WHY?!

They need to just leave me alone if I choose to leave them alone.

And what's with their smell? Don't they know how to clean themselves? They certainly have no problem licking each other's privates , they should learn to clean the rest of themselves.

Once again I want to say I don't have anything against all dogs, that would be silly. There's good and bad in all species. But most dogs, frankly, deserve to be treated like dogs.